Thursday, August 19, 2004
The Adonis Effect:
"...Mayo Clinic researchers have discovered a genetic basis for this physical decline -- and have suggested that �silencing,� or turning off a specific gene complex, may halt weight gain and control bone loss. The team found laboratory mice without this gene function have 70 percent less body fat and exhibit the dense bones and lean bodies of young mice."
But where they as funny as Jon Stewart?
...who is, of course, the uppity woman's adonis.
For a second there I was afraid you were gonna say Donald Rumsfeld.
As funny as Rumsfeld?
Or Rummy is the uppity woman's Adonis?
Either idea...causes vapor lock.