The First World is the New Third World (Turrist vs Turrist Edition)
"..I'm gonna be blunt and plain; if one ever looks at me like that, I'm gonna kill him and tell God he died."
Jimmy Swaggart on gay marriage. Note: The Taliban actually used to do it - the Saudis and Iranis still do. The irony would be funny if it weren't so Orwellian.